"He's as twitchy as a frog in a blender" "He's like a Sherman tank on roller skates coming down a mountain!" "It's just like taking a sausage from a boy in a wheelchair." "That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!" "He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed." "Look at the man go, it's like trying to stop a water buffalo with a pea-shooter!" "This lad has more checkouts than Tescos." Genius
saw the end of the final... you dont win much do you?.. £29k... wouldnt cover his pie bill for a month.
for a game where fat tossers throw things, it wasnt bad!!... size of his wrists tho!!... had a novelty wall clock wrapped round his arm for a watch..
He has a personal trainer aswell. the cunt should be sacked Was quite a good final, the best man won in the end
