Do you pick on Lasses?

don't push it missy

thats not qualities i think women look for

did i say it was?

no but if your trying your luck with any girls on here i dont think they will be impressed with your domestic abuse certificates

hahaha as if i'm trying my luck on here

come off it, your like a horny eel thats just seen a fish of ill repute

is that how you pick up women? by being a total slease and wafting you sexual erges where ever you go.

Hahaha you fucking loser

you're sleazier than john leslie in a highschool dorm

that was exactly my point

no it wasnt, read your post again fuckwit

yeah it was, i was saying, i act like a total slease on here and that is why i'm not trying to get off with anyone, because when i'm not on here i talk to ladies normally errrrr, you get me now?

this place would be a boring place without you

nooot really *in Alan partridge style voice*

I don't think anybody really understands what you witter on about

and thats why i'm a total sleaze cause its funny as hell

You spelt cringeworthy wrong...it doesn't have a 'f' in it

Alex, you are a board legend

This is unbelievably entertaining.

yeah for you it is, to me and everyone that knows me its funny as hell

back in a mo just nipping out for a bit