Good things about break ups

you love it!ha ha ha i'll sign up for the fan club as long as you bring me a platinum membership card tomorrow!

no me and sophie are just best mates

no unluckily for you i know the 5 years may have seemed far longer and such a chore but alas it has only been 5 years!

lmao

shush i'll get embarrassed

there all platinum membership cards, its a very a-list fan club.

you know what my memory is like thanks to my clubbing days

ooooo get you mr platinum well if you're going to A-list everyone I'll take my fan status elsewhere

proper playground patter




god i need to do this coursework , has to be in in 11 hours

you sound like a womans dream "a man'll shag anything" and "it's a good way to worm in" ha ha ha what a legend!

sorry sophie i have nothing to do with the running of the fan club, its the fans that do that, i just acknowledge that its there.

oh well i'll join the back of the queue then......... ************runs off sobbing to the back of the queue clutching a pic of alex tight in her hand*******

keep digging there

"Don't hate the player, hate the game!"

wasnt that funny


^^^^blatantly trying to get back in the good books^^^

LMAO

Alex no one is going to laugh now youve gone so extreme with the joke

i did find it that funny, i'm not in the bad books anymore, i asked jess to marry me and she said yes

******* snaps imaginary memebership card and runs from the back of the queue******