Housemate wanted!

yeah you snort soap when there's nowt else left

I needed something to clean my nostril after your filthy cheap speed

i was quite enjoying this post until the board fucked up!!put an end to our fun didnt it!

it reminded me of yonder year, days long gone - a year old thread with interesting people posting

just look what the sites become

Good while it lasted but Costa and smelly girl is calling my name! motherfuckers!

i must say i was pissing myself sitting reading it like!!

ive gotta wash up before my mam gets in from work (im home for a week) or she will kill me!

but then she's taking me shopping before i go back to my house!mint!

at this thread....


it was dewi who snorted special k and thought me and clarky had given him a line of something else, so we told him it was chilli powder , he thought his nose was gonna burn off ...even though it wasnt actually chilli powder

new u was involved somewehere

to think they thought it was me

lol!!!so it was!!

just remembered when andre has his apron on for his home cooking session as well!

thats was one funny afterparty...someone was telling Ted to turn the music down and he was fucked and kept turning it right up ..so people shouted at him to turn it down and he turned it up even more he was very confused

he was batterd wasnt he!

when he was poking richard cos he was pestering him about tunes, and then waving the doll in his face and pretending it was talking!

that was about the best afterparty ive been to like!

u just reminded me of that, he was stalking richard from one room to another with that doll.
and magicpaul was downstairs walking round hugging a donkey for hours

lol

was it paul's bday??and we had that mad jelly type thing with his name written in cream??

and then had a bbq but just burnt a hole in her garden!

lol and the police turned up and helz had "flower" all over her arm

that was the best afterparty newcastle had ever seen it went on for days I spent a fortune

shit i forgot bout that!!

there was mass panic then like wasnt there!for good reason too!

who is kid?? i keep seeing all these posts but i thought it was crasherkid hahaha

anyway...lmao...i looked up the old posts from my party yesterday and i was wetting myself laffin....made me dead homesick too

my little rat thing is a chinchilla and you promised me that you hadnt give it anything....and you all go on about people taking the piss when u invite them back to your house...geeez

that was funny with the police...i thought he was asking me what the white stuff was on my tits....he was saying wrists lol

as for ted staining beds...he stained jules with bolognes and then that yakult milk stuff which looked a bit suspect....then he said he was off to bed to give maureen her protein drink

poor ted!!!

I was a cunt