How did you get your nick?

well,

once sodastreamised im the bubbliest person in the world, a true party animal, but i do have my flat moments!!!
you have to purchase a refill, top me up and im champion -
i think thats how i work!!

Were you left in the cupboard after a few months when people found they could get the same effect but cheaper by going to the shjop and buying a can?

yeah and do annoying kids press you on the head and hold the end of your "nozzle" to make you fart....just for the hell of it?

funnily enough, lots of people enjoy touching my head!! dunno bout the nozzle like!!

and well, i dont think i was left in a cupboard, i cant think back beyond yesterday, i do know im best mates with heinz baked beans and hellmans mayonnaise though! still cant work out why i talk to tins!!

Did people ever feed you cream to make it look like youd shot ur load?

*sniggers* sorry!

lmao steve always kisses ur head!!

did you ever put milk in your soda stream? i did it was fecking minging but i used to tell all the kids in the street there was such a thing as a fizzy cow

lmao @ iluvubroo - a fizzy cow!! fooking brilliant.

and yeah people go round kissing and lickin me head!!! dont see the attraction to be honest, but its well mad


im red im red im off my head, im fizzy fizzy fizzy im tizer head!

lmao@u

Re: Re: Here we go!! Older peeps on this board will have seen my reason b4!!

Not me, I got sick after about 5 lines!!!

Re: Re: Re: Here we go!! Older peeps on this board will have seen my reason b4!!

me too, ill take a print out, looks like a good bed time story!!

aye lol theres more than what i put, and its too funny for it to make me feel guilty