Merry Christmas Everybody!

fucking HUMBUG :evil: had a shite xmas so far, xmas eve was class on the lash with my m8's. Xmas day I was :spangled: off the night before, got the usual kak boring stuff how predictable xmas lunch was a disaster was too ill to eat it. My mum is really ill and all she does is sleep Now I'm at work I'm really tired and I have to go out again tonight, I just want to go to bed

haha, you old scrooge.

Xmas day was shite until I got waisted at night and started phoning ma mates parents in Blackpool & Manchester asking them to sell me there hoovers & toasters.

What ya like Becca!!!! He cudnt stay, I was shattered and didnt wana drive too late. :sleep: Dan and Mick were pretty bladdered in the car like, and Slash was well smashed!!

Hope yas had a gud un at Smigg's!!

had a pretty good night last night but me and my mates got totally pissed as fuck.
we ended up at 3 this morning runinin round the estate with just our kegs on knockin on peoples doors singing xmas carols.
was fuckin soaking.
then police were on the scene.
glad we all got away like.
was a right crease