Pet Hates

french ham is a legend its his unofficial birthday today to:evil:

The French :evil:

Liars, Arrogance, generally Anyone who thinks they are better than anyone else! oh and people who leave their cars in gear when parked!!

and scratching of mentl on pot ie a fork on a plate!

people with no children, who are also able bodied, parking in parent and child spaces, bet nearly everyone does it!!

i used to until i had a child and realised how fucking annoying it is :evil:

when sky fucking freezes,,,ONLY happens when ur watching sumiin mint

a legend in his own underpants

hummel.

i hate dirty microwaves. i dont know why it pisses me off but it does, also i hate sticklebricks they make my teeth itch.

Work of the devil that stuff, absolutly no need for it :evil:

when the sky freezes is a right downer too, being proper skint annoys me and being in a rush boils me!

When the sheets come off the mattress and your far too tired to put it back on so you end up like a cocoon :evil:

people love to hate me.

they want what i have, i cant help it.

STI's??

thats a bit out of order

attempt at a joke Jambon, please dont take me seriously

I hate:

snobs
arrogant people
folk with delusions of grandeur
dedicated followers of fashion
psuedo-intellectuals
idiots that think money can buy happiness

agreee with most of them like.

you must love me

Money can def buy happiness do you hate me Joe?

no, I pity you.