Please can any1 help me?

You decided yet? Millies cookies

you gotta see the photo to appreciate the joke like

I just think the kid's the mutt's nuts, I'm gonna get one of them when I get to Oz and I'm driving about in my super-charged last-of-the-V8's, license plate reading "MAD MIKE", would make a class pet!

so you know what kid am on about?..the one with the cushty boomarang and gruts then does backflips into his little hole?

...av got photo in house of when linz was in catherine cooksons 'black velvet trench coat (cant spell goune??)when she was younger

split dambs like,ad post it but av no scanner..no arsed about the grief ad get

I want one!!!

thats it thats the one...class...she'l see it tonight n then know what i mean and probly piss herself relising i was telling the truth

.....if you wont 1 go wonder the oz'y hills with a wind up musical toy and am sure 1 may appear

Eat me you fat bastard??