sick as f*ck

He does seem quite the maverick.

I hope your a dwarf with a couple of missing limbs. If your lucky, I might bring my clown paint along so you have a big beaming smile throughout the ordeal

why dispose of it? i'll just leave it in a wardrobe and bring it out every few weeks for a bit of necro-fun. a corpse gets better with age

He'll mature nicely I reckon. Got a good feeling about this 'un lads

if we "season" him every now and then he should come along nicely

good news for you all, my mate is picking me up so i can stay a bit longer. cunts

Never has a thread been more aptly titled, though I don't think this was its original intent

you love it you pre-pubescant prick-tease

too fucking right I have the urge to invite moi around so we can all spunk in her face :sick:

Excellent, now do me a favour love. Shave your arse for me (even better if this doesn't need doing, which I doubt it does). Really wanna see that old pink arse gasping away like a bunny rabbits nose.

Kind Regards,
Gary

No girls allowed.

This is a Sean Brown beasting

Ha, your saying that like I care you big slut

Dirty fuck. I LOVE IT

nah, she enjoys that too much

Do you reckon he can take it all the way, or are we gonna have to do some stretching first? Reckon I could get him up to me watch

If at least one of us isn't elbow deep by hometime the whole session will be deemed a failure in my eyes.

Watch?! Puff! I'm going to stick my leg so far up your arse your fucking nose will hurt

He's only a young'in. If I were's elbows deep I'd make him talk like Hermit the Frog

you think he's joking? this is the ket-nonce who made love to a wardrobe in my old flat after it looked at him amorously