so which country is america gonna invade next

Making what worse for myself?

I was pissed and got a bit upset in a bar about three years ago because some tramp I was scuttling was doing what she did best to some random bloke.. if that makes me a legend in your eyes lee, then so be it

Have you ever had a girlfriend lee?

ooooo dear we seem to have found your achilles foot, what was it you said about gay insults?

trot on you hom

If anyone else knows of any other 'legendary antics' that i've been up to in the last decade, please feel free to fess up

Actually, I have a girlfriend, and it's an Achilles 'heel'.

Really, you couldn't have been more wrong

i take it you havent seen little britain then?
the fat wife in the fat fighters club???


oi cletus your useless

is that it???

fucking hell, you've got far better ones than that

what a waste of time.

now who's too slow to edit you're shite honestly go away

:yawn:

You win, you watch more TV than me. Pwn3d.

So, back to the point, has scruf owned you by fessing up, or do you have something even more shocking? (if that's possible).

it was her track record, everyone on here knows that

i've seen him in the changing rooms, its like a babies arm holding an apple

well ok, he's only 4 inches... but some women dont like it that thick

besides to the girl in question it probably was a little wiener, had more knobs than a door factory so i assume she's as baggy as a yeti's welly!

oh yes i have been owned fuck off you ireconcilable knob

fuck this, im not goona vouch for his cock

4 inches in circumference aye

anyway off the subject of scrufs cock, its making andy hard :sick:

Man I love this board, first a thread dedicated to my excellentness, then this

Theres a few girls on here you could PM that could vouch (and eyeball of course), but I'm gonna avoid naming them for the sake of our quasi-incestous past

like I said, it was karma, and also cos she was shagging someone elses boyfriend, but we don't talk about that on here

Keep bashing that achilles 'foot'

Ow

haha i dread to think of the shag-ties on here... just think of some of the people we've shagged indirectly, apart from each other of course

anyway, dunno why i stick up for you cos you still owe me that fucking sleeping bag and left your clutter in me flat