The trots

Cheers Smog.



Helz -

Trots Update - Aint been for an hour so I think i'm getting better now.

lol no probs... we've all been there... shitting fizzy gravy builds character

Just remember... eat lots of fibre and buy some air freshener... oh and maybe leave a large novel (ie war and peace, the bible) in the bog for those particularly long and drawn out ones where ya end up with a dead otter in the council gritter

over boil a bag of plain rice till its all stodgy
squeeze some lemon juice on
guaranteed to do the trick

used this when i lived in corfu
worked everytime

Aye, I'll just grab that bag of rice and those lemons that I brought to work for my bait