The Worst Thing You Have Done!

Imagine putting that down on your insurance claim..

'What were you doing at the time of the accident?'

Getting a tremendous BJ from a fit lass.

I think that's worth losing your no claims for!

Oh I was in an 8 seater taxt once and i couldnt hold a piss in any longer, so calmly i sat forward a bit, pulled my pants down over my arse, slipped my pipe out downwards and drained it all over the floor in the back without anyone even noticing a thing till i told them after we'd paid and went inside my house Everytime we turned a corner in the taxi a new 'stream' appeared in the direction the car was tilting.

Fighting the massive crowds at the bus stop after school one time i managed to keep myself at the front until the 602 came. Sadly for me I didn't notice the huge wing-like mirror heading my way and slap/bang I was nearly knocked out.