What have you come as Sonny??

cherv dancing

there dancing at ornedel was pathetic,
they hop about as iif they are dancing on hot ashes.

with shouts of ''HOW YEE, R YEE LUCKIN AT MY BORD, EHH''

Re: cherv dancing

HOW YEE YE CHEECKY C**T THATS HOW I FACKIN DANCE

lmfao @ the lot ov ya'z!!!!!!!!


cant wait 2 c this compo, i would join in ...........but i cant dantz chrarv stylee!!!!!!!!!

Can u hop on 1 leg round in circles?? If yes then uv mastered the first step in Dexta's guide to "becomin ur favrite charva"

hahahahaha. hmmmmmmmmmm..............i think i could manage that.......but i like dantzin the way i do...........it getz me lotza attention!!!!!!!!! (and room!!!!!!!!!! lol!!!!!!)

step 2 mr akira is the 2 legged figure of 8 "relay" hop

for this one you have to take the 1 legged dexta stage 1 hop and combine it with your other leg and form a figure of 8...the word "relay" comes from the fact that they usually bang into the charver next to them starting that charver to do the same

game is over when "relay" is passed to a smartly dressed female and "GLARE" is given

then there are 2 choices....do the above but equally more annoying directed at the smartly dressed female...this usually happens between 6-12 pints if however you and your chums are currently only between 1-6 pints you relocate and start game again

i'm the best cherv dancer in the world.. i'll take u all on tonite...

next step after that is to swing your arms like a windmill

raaaaahh,
i dont think its there fault, IKON fever is very contagious if u hang round it for long enough.
the club aint bad, zee people are.

''lendis 20 pence for me bus fare, howwway man''

have u ever 1 legged hopped ALL the way round the promise dance floor whilst still quite empty thus making yourself known to be a complete idiot to all those in the room at the time??

i have

if you have done that you are an absolute legend in the charv dancing ranks

i am a black belt in all charv dance disciplines...

the aeroplane

the horizontal punch,

the vertical punch,

the attempt to shake the dj's hand and hold you hand in mid air for five minutes before looking embarassed.

The bang into people and then give them a hacky look.

the ask for COWIES

The ridiculuous gurn.
AND finally the most spectacular of all, the bottle in one hand and one in the air high speed jig

wot if u dont drink full stop...........does that mean that i dont stand a chance ov learnin the charv dance

ask mis messy hahaha thats what drinking 1/2 bottle archers 2 cans of special brew and a bottle of red wine do to you before you go clubbing....i was i a 100% pisstaking mood haha

akira...glasses of water can be provided for those who dont drink

don't despair akira matey.. just act like you'r mortal... i'll teach you the basics but you have to develop your own style...

Phily, do you remember the charv dancers at Vivid at the arena? Or the charv dancers at last years Fish Quay festival, come on now to be fair they are the undisputed crowned kings of charv dancing. They invented it!

i take that this is u stu, yeah when they were doing their charv jigging thing at vivid then u and me jumped in circle that had formed around them and started breakdancing bad boy style... and i got my photo took for sum magazine.. top notch matey!!!

WOO HOOOOOOOOOO.......i'll start mi tainin @ the birfday pt2 then.....i would start it this w-end but i dont fink i'll b batterd enough 2 pull off some ov the moves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it was for 7! Much respect for your six step antics. But the question is can you do it in Rockports?