who's goin this friday?

im scared

good!

i finx we shud watch a video on fri nite wif loadsa crappo food n stuff n then on sat nite we should start the day at 3ish wif a barrel load of booze before dancin away to jules on the radio completely bladdered forgettin that everyone is at crasher

can u remember the last time we stopped in on a sat nite? we got cold turkey and sat lookin at the clock thinkin wot everyone would be doin in crasher....hmmm....its gonna be tough mefinx!

DAVE...if u ring us up i will personally come down to sheffield and shut u in europa till it closes

NOOOOO!!!!!not there please!!!!

u know u lurve it really...underneath it all u crave for a massive dose of lisa pin up

hehehe

lol!!! wanst that sat nt's b4 crasher!!! OMG images of will's strobe in yor kitchen flashing in my head!!! oooohh nnooooo *cringe*

cnt memba las sat in.. wasnt that wen our mams were tryin 2 make us 'shop till we drop'

can we get mortal!?!?!? bring sum burma blue bak with u!! we'll play 1st 2 puke wins!!!

awww....me wanna stay in and play now!!

can u not remember that awful nite where we tried to do a sat nite like we used to where we all sat in and got pizza and booze? it was the most awful nite ever cos we just wanted to be out!!!

was it that bad i have blanked it outta my memory?!?

even if its shit we tell dave it was the best nite eva in the entire world, yeah?!

however good it is....its no chocolate mousse with cream on top...although very tiring, they mint!!

well u shudnt much em b4's bedtime!!

wasnt it wen u were absolutely hammered n u rang me???

ahhh... *flashbacks*
me memba's now.. that cost me nearly a tenner that phone call when i got my bill in
bob lies.. its not gud 2 talk!!!

soz fer the massive amounts of crap i was blabbering on about.. hmm is that about the time when my name got errrr.. altered in your 4n?!

haha nah that wasnt wen it got changed prob shud av been tho.
no need 2 apologise it give me summit 2 laff at on the way home from work
cant believe u aint gonna see roy this weekend n i still aint seen colour change

i know.. terrrrrrible innit!

ahhh.. colour change.. dunno if u have the intellectual ability 2 play that game! need 2 understand the rules b4 u play.. if u break them roy isnt a happy bunny!!

he treats colour change with the utmost respect n takes pride in his work!!

dont u b cheeky 2 uncle ste! im ded clever me like. will just have to get roy to explain colour change without you there then eh.

can u not just come see us on fri, cos we will jus b avin a bit smoke, or is it fri that u r doin your family stuff??

fri that doin fam stuff but its jus a meal n will finish quite erli!!! y dnt yas all cum 2 mine n dave's after?!?! roy..smoke?? think we r talkin bout diff scotsman

we wouldnt all b able 2 fit in my car to cum ova, i frogot roy ad quit smokin n all, hmmmmmmm ah well just aswell his spirit is usin sparky as a means 2 smoke loads

sparky = chimney alreeet!

hmmm.. is a shame wnt b seeing roy like.. mebies mite try n con davey in2 going down fri nite after i get back!?

think roy only stopped when he went back.. previous txts suggest that he's finding it hard cos i keep on getting random statements like... ''god put me on this earth 2 get messy'' tehe!

yeah he is after gettin fooked like cos he asked us 2 get a big bag o sweets for him this weekend thing is tho all his mates that were in scotland hav gon 2 uni innit, so he is bored as fuck there,
if uz wanna cum ova on fri, a will prob b able 2 pick u up n bring ya like, dunno how keen dave is on the idea tho, cos he is wantin a break